me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*
#no block button we lose like men
what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game
You cant take damage if the enemy is dead
Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.
Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die
when andrew garfield’s peter parker was saving ppl in cars hanging from a bridge and that one little kid is too scared to climb up so he rips off his own mask and says “see? i’m just a guy” like. mcu really truly could never have such a simple and compassionate moment ever
Put cinnamon and cloves in my facemask when I went shopping today so I could shop deliciously
i think you’re in the wrong plague
You telling me Covid won’t make me sick through foul-smelling miasma? You some modern ‘germ theory’ trend follower? Huh?
STAR WARS PREQUELS APPRECIATION WEEK Day 3 / Favorite Relationship : Chirrut Îmwe & Baze Malbus
